Post by Halofire on Mar 18, 2011 20:38:42 GMT -5
So if you're registering for this site (hopefully to help out), congratulations! You did one thing a lot of people don't do, and you get to watch and giggle when I punt people out golf-style with the ban hammer for not following any of the rules listed here. So without further ado...
1) No spam.
2) No spam.
3) No spam.
4) No spam. (See how annoying it can be?)
5) Trolling is only funny in the eye of the beholder. I am not the beholder. Don't do it.
6) If you have a problem with me or the site or anything, don't post rants like "OMFG YOU SUCK!!! THIS GAME SUCKS!!! I'M NOT PLAYING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Please just calmly leave if this is how you feel.
7) Arguments, though they can be constructive, often get out of hand. Try to resolve things peacefully. Or you could always have a nice swordfight to the death, provided I'm allowed to watch and eat popcorn.
8) Do not post or say anything inappropriate. This includes a cast of swear words, you can say them all you want, but try to not type them here.
9) If you have an idea or anything else that I don't accept, don't be offended. I'm just trying to make a good game here.
I ate 10. I was hungry.
11) You will not try to find out what rule 10 was.
12) You will not try to find out what rule 11 was before 10 was eaten.
13) You will continue this in an infinite loop until your mind is blown into dust particles which I will collect in a jar and eventually make a minddust castle out of.
14) Breaking rules 11-13 is not against the rules.
15) Thou shalt be understanding of random off-topic rules like the ones I postethed aboveth.
16) You must not talk in failed Old English. *bans self*
17) Please do try to be literate, sometimes. You'd be surprised what a difference it makes.
18) You shall not question why I am trying excessively to make it to rule 21.
19) No spam.
20) You will not create excessive accounts, or they will be deleted. That is spam. No spam.
21) You will not break any of the rules above, but you will break this one. Just kidding! I wrapped it up with duct tape.
1) No spam.
2) No spam.
3) No spam.
4) No spam. (See how annoying it can be?)
5) Trolling is only funny in the eye of the beholder. I am not the beholder. Don't do it.
6) If you have a problem with me or the site or anything, don't post rants like "OMFG YOU SUCK!!! THIS GAME SUCKS!!! I'M NOT PLAYING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Please just calmly leave if this is how you feel.
7) Arguments, though they can be constructive, often get out of hand. Try to resolve things peacefully. Or you could always have a nice swordfight to the death, provided I'm allowed to watch and eat popcorn.
8) Do not post or say anything inappropriate. This includes a cast of swear words, you can say them all you want, but try to not type them here.
9) If you have an idea or anything else that I don't accept, don't be offended. I'm just trying to make a good game here.
I ate 10. I was hungry.
11) You will not try to find out what rule 10 was.
12) You will not try to find out what rule 11 was before 10 was eaten.
13) You will continue this in an infinite loop until your mind is blown into dust particles which I will collect in a jar and eventually make a minddust castle out of.
14) Breaking rules 11-13 is not against the rules.
15) Thou shalt be understanding of random off-topic rules like the ones I postethed aboveth.
16) You must not talk in failed Old English. *bans self*
17) Please do try to be literate, sometimes. You'd be surprised what a difference it makes.
18) You shall not question why I am trying excessively to make it to rule 21.
19) No spam.
20) You will not create excessive accounts, or they will be deleted. That is spam. No spam.
21) You will not break any of the rules above, but you will break this one. Just kidding! I wrapped it up with duct tape.